Sound counsel in any empire. The law in this one. Read, heed, and proceed with speed.

Flee Upstairs Shrubbery.
Lest ye perish.
Safety first.
It's in the Constitution.
Be courteous to the next milkmaid.
There is always a test. You are taking it now.
Nice guns.
PDA Prohibition.
And you can see why.
So that all may know, and comply.